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Acura         Go to Top of page
  • All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
  • Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
  • Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
  • Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile
  • Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
  • Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
  • Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
  • Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
    • AMC         Go to Top of page
  • Afro Motor Company
    • AUDI         Go to Top of page
  • Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
  • Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
    • BEETLE         Go to Top of page
  • Battered Everywhere Expect To Lose Engine
    • BMW         Go to Top of page
  • Babbling Mechanical Wench
  • Bad Mannered Wankers
  • Bastard Money Wielders
  • Bavarian Manure Wagon
  • Bayerisher Mist Wagen (Bavarian shit-car in german)
  • Be My Wife
  • Be My Woman
  • Beastly Monstrous Wonder
  • Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
  • Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
  • Big Money Waste
  • Big Money Wasted
  • Big Money Waster
  • Big Money Works
  • Bimbette Motor Weapon
  • Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
  • Born Moderately Wealthy
  • Bought My Wife
  • Bowel Movement Wagon (Bowdlerized term for Shitmobile)
  • Break My Wallet
  • Break My Wind
  • Break My Windows
  • Break My Windshield
  • Breaks Many Wrenches
  • Bring My Wallet
  • Brings More Women
  • Broken Money Waster
  • Broken Monstrous Wonder
  • Brutal Money Waster
  • Built My Way
  • Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    • BOWTIE         Go to Top of page
  • Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
    • BUICK          Go to Top of page
  • Big Ugly Import Car Killer
  • Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
  • Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
    • CAMARO         Go to Top of page
  • Can't America Make A Real One?
    • CHEVROLET          Go to Top of page
  • Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
  • Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
  • Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
  • Cheap Helplessly Embarrasing Vehicle Running On Luck Every Time
  • Chews Heads Eats Valves Races Only Little Electric Trains
  • Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
  • Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
  • Cranks Hard Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
  • Crappy Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time
    • CHEVY         Go to Top of page
  • Car Hardly Ever Vacates Yard
  • Charged Heavily
  • Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
  • Chews Heads Eats Valves Yearly
    • CHRYSLER         Go to Top of page
  • Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
  • Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
    • CITROEN         Go to Top of page
  • Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
    • COROLLA          Go to Top of page
  • Car Of Rust On Last Legs Again
    • CORTINA          Go to Top of page
  • Crappy Old Recycled Trash In New Attire
    • DATSUN         Go to Top of page
  • Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
  • Driven At Top Speed Until Nackered
    • DODGE         Go to Top of page
  • Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
  • Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
  • Damned Old Dirty Gas Eater
  • Dang Old Dirty Gas Eater
  • Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
  • Darned Old Dirted Gas Eater
  • Dead Old Dog Going East
  • Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
  • Dead On Delivery Guarantee Expired
  • Dead On Donner Going East
  • Dead Or Damaged Greasy Embarrassment
  • Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
  • Dead Or Dying Gas Eater
  • Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment
  • Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
  • Department Of Defense Garbage Equipment
  • Dodge Owners Don't Get Excited
  • Dominates Over Dumb GMCs Everytime
  • Don't Overdrive Gutless Engine
  • Drains Or Drops Grease Everywhere
  • Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
  • Driven Only During Grey Evenings
    • EFI         Go to Top of page
  • Extra F*****G Insurance
    • FERRARI          Go to Top of page
  • From Extra Rusty Rubbish And Rude Italians
    • FIAT         Go to Top of page
  • F**king Idiot Assembled This!
  • F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
  • F**king Italians Ain't Trustworthy
  • Failure in Automotive Technology
  • Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
  • Fart in a Tin
  • Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
  • Fix it again Tony!
  • Fix It All the Time
    • FORD          Go to Top of page
  • (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
  • F**cked Old Rebuilt Dodge
  • F**cked Or Rarely Driven
  • F**cked Over Roadside Derelict
  • F**kin Owner Real Dumb!!
  • Fabricated Of Refried Dung
  • Factory Ordered Road Disaster
  • Fast Only Rolling Downhill
  • Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
  • Fault Of R & D
  • Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
  • Federation of Retarded Drivers
  • Federation Of Rusty Dungers
  • Ferociously Overpowered Road Demon
  • Finally Obsolete Racing Device
  • First on race day
  • First On Recall Day
  • First On Rust and Deterioration
  • Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
  • Fix Or Repair Daily
  • Flip Over Read Directions
  • Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
  • Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
  • Foot On Road Decelerates
  • For Off Road Driving
  • For Old Retired Dudes
  • Forced On Reluctant Drivers
  • Fords Only Run Downhill
  • Fork Over Repair Dough
  • Forlorn Old Ratridden Dustbin
  • Formed Of Rejected Dna
  • Forwarded Once Return Denied
  • Found Offroad Rescuing Dodges
  • Found On Road Dead
  • Found On Roadside Dump
  • Found On Roof Demolished
  • Found On Rubbish Dump
  • Found On Russian Dump
  • Four Old Rusty Doors
  • Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
  • Free Or Reduced Drastically
  • Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
  • Frequent Overhaul Rapid Deterioration
  • Fumes Odours Readily Detected
  • Funny Old Rattling Dump
    • GM         Go to Top of page
  • Garbage Makers
  • Garbage Motorized
  • General Maintenance
  • General Mistake
  • Generous Motors
  • Gone Missing
  • Government Motors
  • Great Machine
  • Great Mistake
  • Grungy Merchandise
    • GMC         Go to Top of page
  • Garage Man's Companion
  • Gay Mans Chevy
  • Generally Mediocre Cars
  • Get More Chicks
  • God Made Creation
  • Gods Mechanical Catastrophe
  • Gods Merciful Curse
  • Got A Mechanic Coming?
  • Got More Crap
  • Got Mums Car
  • Got Mums Crate
  • Government Managed Company
    • GTI         Go to Top of page
  • Got Tossers Inside
    • Hemi          Go to Top of page
  • Hector Engineered Manual Installed
    • HILLMAN          Go to Top of page
  • Help It Looks Like My Avenger's Nackered
    • HOLDEN         Go to Top of page
  • Heavy Oil Leaks Deafening Engine Noise
  • Hold On Love Damn Engines Nackered
  • Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
  • Horrible Obscene Loud Disgusting Engine Noises
    • HONDA         Go to Top of page
  • Had Odd Noises Daily Also
  • Had One Never Did Again
  • Hand Over Dollars to Asians
  • Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
  • Helping Out Nips Destroying America
  • History Of No Decent Acceleration
  • Hold On No Damn Anchor
  • Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
  • How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
    • HYUNDAI         Go to Top of page
  • Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
    • IROC         Go to Top of page
  • It's Really Only a Camaro
    • JAGUAR         Go to Top of page
  • Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
    • JEEP         Go to Top of page
  • Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
  • Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
  • Jumps Everything Ever Parked
  • Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
  • Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
  • Just Eat Every Pickle.
  • Just Empty Every Pocket.
  • Just Entertains Enough Pansy's
  • Just Everyone Elses Parts
    • LEXUS          Go to Top of page
  • Large Executive X-rayed Unveiled Shit
    • LOTUS         Go to Top of page
  • Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
    • MAZDA         Go to Top of page
  • Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
  • Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
  • Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    • MERCEDES          Go to Top of page
  • My Engine Raced Car Exploded Damn Engine Seized
    • MOPAR         Go to Top of page
  • Many Odd Parts Aranged Randomly
  • Masivaly Overpowered And Respected
  • Miscellaneous Odd Parts Assembled Ridiculously
  • Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
  • More Old Parts and Rust
  • Most Original Parts Replaced
  • Most Overpriced Auto Restoration
  • Mostly Old Paint And Rust
  • Mostly Old Parts And Rust
  • Mostly Over Powered And Respected
  • Move Over Park And Repair
  • Move Over People Are Racing
  • Move Over Plymouths Are Racing
  • Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
  • Mutilates Other Products At Races
  • My Old Pig Aint Running
  • My Only Problems Are Repairs
  • My Own Personal Adrenaline Rush
    • NAPA          Go to Top of page
  • Need Another Part A**-hole.
  • Never Any Parts Available.
    • NISSAN         Go to Top of page
  • Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
  • Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare
    • OLDSMOBILE         Go to Top of page
  • Oh Look Dammit Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
  • Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
  • Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
  • Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular LeftoverEquipment
    • PINTO          Go to Top of page
  • Put In New Transmission Often
    • PLYMOUTH         Go to Top of page
  • Plain Lousy Yellow Moldy Old Ugly Trash Hog
  • Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
    • PONTIAC         Go to Top of page
  • Plenty Of Noises That Irritate And Clank
  • Poor Old Ni**er Thinks It's A Cadillac
    • PORSCHE         Go to Top of page
  • Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
  • Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
  • Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
  • Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
    • PRIMERA          Go to Top of page
  • Poor Ride Involves Making Everyone Reach Again
    • RENAULT         Go to Top of page
  • Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
    • SAAB          Go to Top of page
  • Send Another Automobile Back
  • Stupid Arrogant Asshole Babies
  • Such an arrogant bastard!
  • Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
  • Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
    • SIERRA          Go to Top of page
  • Seen In Every Recycled Rubbish Ad
    • SIMCA          Go to Top of page
  • Stupid Idiots making Cars Again
    • SKYLINE          Go to Top of page
  • Speed Keeps You Liking Its Neat Engine
    • STARLET          Go to Top of page
  • Still Trash After Repair Like Every Toyota
    • STP         Go to Top of page
  • Stop Those Pistons.
    • SUBARU         Go to Top of page
  • Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
  • Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
  • Sometimes Useful But Always Really Underpowered
    • SUZUKI         Go to Top of page
  • Son U Zombie U Killed It
    • SYLVIA          Go to Top of page
  • Shows You Like Vain Insipid Autos
    • TORANA         Go to Top of page
  • Ton Of Rust And No Acceleration
    • TOYOTA         Go to Top of page
  • Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole
  • Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
  • Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
  • Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
  • Two Old Yamahas On Thin Aluminum
    • TRIUMPH         Go to Top of page
  • The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
    • VOLVO         Go to Top of page
  • Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
  • Very Old Ladies Vehicle Only
    • VW         Go to Top of page
  • Very Worrying
  • Very Worthless
  • Very Wucked
  • Virtually Worthless